Jungle Tribe Dragon Slayaz'. Doobie smokin' DnD playaz'. Medieval Times meets Medieval Crimes, roll up in this shirt or end up in the scorched dirt. (OHHHH)

Features a spicy assortment of intricately woven patches of pony-tailed zombie skulls, bloody barbed wire, and some miscellaneous apocalyptic drawings found in my high school chemistry textbook. Wear this ish. Gain +40 Defense instantly.

Reworked. Bleached. Patched. Washed. Bleached. Flamed. Lit

If only we had to dragons to blame for these fires, instead of Dick DT and the climate change deniers. What a bunch of douche wads.

Men's Size Small
Or Oversized Women's